Libations

i wonder what it would be like to live the life of a movie star
i bet it would be really nice to live the life of a movie star

1 & to the 2, 3 & to the 4,
i am at your door when i sleep i don't snore
this is a beat that i made in five minutes
i hope you all enjoy it
applaud when i am finished
i've been writing rhymes since way back in high school (class of 2000 baby)
i'm hot like a zippo gets (that's hot)
cool like an icicle (that's cool)
i could ride a bycicle i could ride a trycicle
i could do whatever cause my coca cola's icy cold
i am just an average guy who wonders why pirates
don't wear protective eyewear when they ride ships
i'm really obsessed with faces
when i spy a cutie pie i pine for her for ages (me love you long time)
i'm not a weirdo just a little queer though
pacino is my dreamboat deniro is my hero
i am mr. modern bringing you the newshit
sorry mom i had to curse i'm just too legit to quit (hey betty)
movies are my favorite the good ones give me chills
sometimes i get up and get down & get ill
i'm a M.C. i watch A.M.C. a.k.a. All My Children on A.B.C.
i rhyme like snoop i also rhyme like jigga i'm a wigga
i like girls who don't smoke cigga rettes
my favorite team's the nets
the Kidd to Carter 'oop is as mean as it gets
i am not great at keeping my thoughts contained
i'm just a little outspoken when i got complaints
(what's the deal with pollution it's not good)
i like to voice them incorporating humor
did Jacko get a nose job? i heard that was rumor
i know i know my voicemail's too long
but if you just hit star you can skip the whole song
(katie & coomy they went for an ice cream)
i am a creative new jersey native
a leatherbound rhyme book contains my data
date of birth is nineteen hundred eighty deuce
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck goose!
(there's a man his name is omar, he drives around in a yellow car)
we call life as we know it 'lawki'
three is my favorite rocky
i'm not stocky occassionally cocky don't mock me just stalk me
my neighbor coaches hockey
by some accounts i'm normal
i live at a private school
will you join me at the formal (yes)

chorus
(i wonder what it's like to be a movie star
a thousand screaming fans that would be bizarre
it's a life i'd like to live take and always give
what the heck what the heck yeah yeah yeah)

that chorus is off the hook you get it? (no)
capris on a dude is an awful look (rude) i said it
don't get upset cause i love the ladies
and spend all my time with my cute dog in mercedes (what's up mowgs?)
i've always said there's nothing worse than a dumb nerd
oh and by the bi, mercedes is my sunbird
(mowgli you are my best friend)
live & faceoff & madden make
one of my favorite years 1998
(nets, devils, lions)
if i knew you were coming i'd have baked a cake
if i were a rich man i'd make a steak
hello fellas well hello fellas it's so wonderful to see you here again
you're looking swell fellas what the hell is that?
Victor Alpha Gregory Isaac Napalm Albequerque
is the thing that guys lick
i don't think that i'm sick unless you mean at rapping
and i don't mean presents i should come with close captions (c.c.'s)
ah that was relaxing just an old-fashioned slow-flow
mother would you make me some coco? (nevah)
i think he burped out of his po-po
i'm tony montana and chris burns is loco

chorus
(kiss me in the morning kiss me in the evening kiss me in the afternoo ooh oon)