Dear Web site,
I know things haven’t been the same between us since I left to study abroad. I’ve been distant, you’ve been quiet, and for whatever reason, we just don’t talk any more. I've come to realize that we have different priorities in life now than we did when we first got together.
It was a great two and a half years, and out of respect I feel I have to be totally honest with you – I’ve been seeing a new site. I think it would be best for all of us if you could pack up and move out of my web space as soon as possible.
My new site is moving in on March 29^th of this year.
Let me know how you're doing from time to time. You can email me at ryan.hagen@nyu.edu. Good luck out there, and I hope to hear from you soon. Your toothbrush is still in the medicine cabinet above my sink. You can pick it up whenever.

Love,
Ryan