| WELCOME to the Audrey Soffa Intro To Digital Art Experience! |
Prepare to be impressed!*
*(note: viewers of webpage experience a variance in feelings of being impressed, also nausea, dizziness, low fever, sterility, anal seepage and, in a few cases, some coughing.)
This is my first Photoshop image I have made in almost two years and certainly the one into which I have put the most effort! Behold the glory of me in my self-portrait, my first assignment! Yes, I'm aware, it's not especially well done, but I'd say it's a pretty fair job for a beginner. I did get the skin tones to match well, and if you can do a better job grafting a kitten's head onto a parrot's body, then you must be Dr. Frankenstein, and I am humbled by your subjugation of nature.
Kittens rule the forest, continuity rules Audrey. Film at eleven.
Hey, it was funny when I made it, on two hours sleep. I can't sleep, because Leo DaVinci screams at me from byond the grave for what I have done to his Vitruvian Man.
Distracted man chases a kitty...sensing a trend here....