So apparently the message is not getting through to you idiots: PLEASE DON'T WRITE US HATEMAIL! It is so lame. And all we do is write really scathing replies and forward them to our friends so we can laugh at you.

We love to get email asking for help with specific issues, but don't say things like "I want to be anorexic omg lol what should i do ur so awesome." If your question can be answered on the website, just shut the hell up. We are not some kind of comedy jukebox, and we do not do personal consultations! Ugh!

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We might try to update the site more often, and get around to making more copies of the book, making t shirts or whatever else we feel like. Going to school and working is hard. Especially if you are hungry all the time. However, My Life Is So Awkward blowing up all over the internets, so you precious little kittens can just look at that to tide you over.