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FAT EP MY DAD SUCKS Judgement time again Who's on the shit list this time around Who's friends can we pick And tell them how to live Value judgement hide, it's a-comin' our way He's just a jerk himself, tryin' to earn his own He goes to the bar to get his girl But the rich he's got ain't what it's worth Says he needs his little sexual push Says two in the hand's worth one in the bush Because he's just a pain in the ass He's a thorn in my side Why can't he leave me alone? Instead of running my life? MR. BASS Mr. Bass lies waiting in his kelpy room Waiting, till comes doom He comes and then he goes He sees Orca and then he knows And I can see Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can feel Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can taste Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can smell Mr. Bass tomorrow We fished the island with a broken motor We went knockin' on the bass' door They were biting at an alarming rate Mr. Bass, he was irate CHORUS Mr. Bass takes a beating Billy boy must keep eating Old Pat he must be burning Look's like his stomach's turning He feeds on the centipedes He lies hiding in a greenish hue He'll eat whatever, he'll even eat you Mr. Bass, he knows my hook Cause I've been reading them bassin' books CHORUS Mr. Bass takes a beating Billy boy must keep eating Old Pat he must be burning Looks like his stomach's turning He feeds on the centipedes I LIKE FOOD I like food, food tastes good! I like food, food tastes good! Juicy Burgers, greasy fries Turkey legs and raw fish eyes Teenage girls, with ketchup too! Get out of my way, or I'll eat you I like food, food tastes good! I like food, food tastes good! I'm going to turn dining back into eating I like food, food tastes good! I like food, food tastes good! HEY HEY He hey, what do you say? About our state of affairs Hey hey, what do you know? Are you ready to go? Go! Go! Go! Go! If you think that everything's ok Then go on home and lock your brain away Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Ready! Hey hey, what do you say? About our state of affairs Hey hey, what are you for? Are you ready for war? Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Now's the time to defend your worthless life! Are you going to kill, or be killed? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Ready! To die? WIENERSCHNITZEL "Welcome to Der Wienerschnitzel May I take your order please?" Yeah, I want: Two large Cokes, two large fries Chili-cheese dog, large Dr. Pepper Super deluxe, with cheese and tomato "You want Bill sperm with that?" NO! GLOBAL PROBING It takes a long time to get what you want No matter how hard you try, it just won't come But you keep on tryin', and you don't give up And it's really silly, and it's all in vain And if you don't stop you're going to go insane Cause it takes a long time to get what you want No matter how hard you try, it just won't come But you keep on tryin', and you don't give up And it's really silly, and it's all in vain You could be doing other things You could be doing what you want But you keep on tryin', and you don't give up And it's really silly and it's all in vain And if you don't stop you're going to go insane It's all in vain and if you don't stop You're going to go insane It's all in vain and if you don't stop You're going to go insane Insane! Insane! Insane! Insane! It's all in vain, and if you don't stop You're going to go insane |
RIDE THE WILD EP IT'S A HECTIC WORLD It's a hectic world and it makes me a nervous wreck It's a hectice world and I've got no intellect It's a rat race, God, what a pace It's a rat race, it's a disgrace You gotta keep up with the crowd If you can't be quiet then you gotta be loud It's a rat race, it's a rat race, it's a rat race Hey! You! Tryin' to get ahead is what I'm supposed to do No matter what I do I gotta get ahead of you It's a rat race, God, what a pace It's a rat racfe, it's a disgrace You gatta keep up with the crowd If you can't be quiet then you gotta be loud It's a rat race, it's a rat race, it's a rat race RIDE THE WILD Well you've messed around with all my friends And everyone you've seen You know you're tryin' to Ride The Wild When you mess around with me And all my friends tell me they see you out on the town And they all look down upon you with some pity and a frown Bankshot baby, saw through your eyes See ya run around with a thousand other guys Tell them all your newly thought up lies You don't want to be wanted by someone else new If you can't show some love for me Then I don't want to see you Girl you got me runnin', why can't you see? Lately when I wake it's on the wrong side of the bed And I know your voice distinctly, it reverberates my head And all my friends tell me they see you out on the town They see you're tryin' to ride the wild But the word's been passed around Ride the wild baby, you like to ride all night Ride the wild baby, I'm sure you're not so tight Come one baby, give me a try You don't want to be wanted by someone else new If you can't trust a liar, then I don't want to trust you Girl you got me runnin', why can't you see? |