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GOOD CLEAN FUN Who wound up the killer children Vicious toys left on the shelf Misused abused always mistreated Plus they do it to themselves Who tied up the punding puppets Punch and Judy never played this rough They say muusic soothes the savage But they're made of tougher stuff We're too smart to watch the T.V. Because it's filled with violence So we like to go out dancing And knock ourselves devoid of sense Everybody kill kill kill Everybody maim maim maim Everybody slash thrash bash Prove you have no brain Who would up the killer children We don't ask the girls to dance We're afraid of independence So we kick them in the pants Who tied up the pounding puppets Who the fuck wants boring music This is not what we originally want All we do now is abuse it Anarchy is not roller derby We must fight against the enemy Whoever the fuck that might be All we want is good clean fun! |
FUNCTIONAL Well I've been working hard But it ain't coming now Please won't you reach inside And coax it out of me Through all the seart and strain Through manufactured pain One night's commotion Two day's devotion When does the sexual Become the functional A tired piston Goes through the system When does the sexual Become the frictional The satisfactional Become the functional i've lived in locker rooms I've lived in bedrooms I've slept on dungeon floors But they're just playrooms Through all the sweat and strain... Although all love is complex It ends in herpes simplex Avoid it like a bear trap If you've got the reflex Through all the sweat and strain... When does the sexual become the Functional, fictional, actual Frictional, beneficial, attractional |