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SLUTA is the name of our illustrious club, based in the heart of Philadelphia, in the University of Pennsylvania. Our SAC* funded club, the Society for Lustful Undergraduates Trying for Ass, formerly Salacious Laymen's Undergraduate Technical Association, is composed of many fine individuals united in the pursuit of the fine goals of civilised, reasoning, logical society. Currently with 14 members, our membership expands at rates only dreamed of by modern philosophers and political scientists. Started in 2003, this honorable club continues to be a model of outstanding principles, model citizenry, and general preponderance of reason, logic and sluttiness. Our members are inducted after several lengthy aptitude tests involving formal and stochastic deduction processes, abilities to think critically and analytically, and concerning good sense and promiscuity in general. Membership responsibilities include community service, excellent academic records, and good standing within the community and sluts.

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