given the chance to have all of the clothing I wear on a regular basis in one small area, I chose to take a moment and gather some secret facts about my hott wardrobe

t-shirts, seemingly the most basic unit of measurement, come first. I think I didn't wear long sleeved shirts until something like my senior year of high school, so I have accrued a few that I enjoy (not included are shirts with a collar):




pants would be the other half:

other includes unknown materials

to disppell any rumors:



and a grand tally:

(not including shorts or coats or socks or shoes or boxers)

I probably owe some portion of this to cockeyed but it would unfair to not cite my pops who is ever driven to over categorization and measurement