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While for a long period of time there have been many myths and rumors going around of Oleg legends - it is time to confirm what is true and what is false. All inquiries that have been confirmed can be found below. If you have heard a legend do not be discouraged if it is not listed. Oleg is a superior being to us all, thus it is nearly impossible to record his great accomplishments. If you would like confirmation on an urban legend being told at the water cooler, click the Contact link up top. |
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This site is dedicated to all things Oleg Kvasha. If you are one of the nay-sayers who consider all Oleg material "dumb," I suggest you constantly look over your shoulder for the O' Mighty one can attack at any moment. |
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Oleg does have the ability to stop and start time. He first started doing that when he took over for the tooth fairy. He now uses it to try to protect people. He's also known to pull pranks on people, such as stopping time and moving their car keys. He enjoys watching people look for things. It reminds him of his own search, the search for the mother he never knew.
The rain is Oleg crying. He's crying for the injustice of this world. Cajuns are Oleg's sworn enemies. Oleg's shirts never wrinkle. Oleg is both right and left handed. You can see Oleg's charisma from outter space. Extra Terrestrials are jealous of the great being we have on Earth. Oleg had an iPhone before Steve Jobs ever saw a prototype. The popular film, Star Wars is based on a dream Oleg once had. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Oleg Kvasha. Oleg counted to infinity. Five times. Oleg doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is. The average human being has 23 pairs of chromosomes. Oleg has 84. Oleg Kvasha can win a game of Connect Four in three moves. Staring at Oleg for long periods of time can cause blindness. Oleg does not use refridgerators. His food stays fresh purely out of respect for him. Oleg kicked a stone towards the sky, and now we have the moon. Oleg filmed a few "The More You Know" segments on NBC with the line, "Don't be a fool, stay in school." Had they aired, the high school drop out rate would have been zero. |
Hockey Career |
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(1996-00) Florida Panthers (2000-06) New York Islanders (2006-07) Phoenix Coyotes (2007- ) UN Special Oleg Team |
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