AND NOW A FEW FUNNY FOTOS:


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The dream setup for any ‘casual’ gamer. Aren’t you jealous? Meh? Same here. Everyone knows that you need at least a flat panel monitor, and preferably some way to flush that toilet.



They tried to send Lassie for help, but the only kids who understand Lassie were away on vacation, so Lassie decided to go roll around in mud instead.



It works. It’s true. I would know. Ask anyone. Well, I don’t really know, that’s just what these cute little blue birds that won’t stop spinning are telling me. Yeah, they’re spinning, not really around me, per say, just in circles where they are.



I would certainly hope not. I ordered beef lo mein. Or did I order the chicken lo mein? Umm… I’ll be right back.



Press any key? Well, if you deal with programs that have you press any key, then you may, just may, get lucky enough to one day purchase a keyboard that lets you keep going. I don’t know about you, but it’s really frustrating when I keep getting stuck and having to restart my computer whenever I need to press the any key.



This also tends to help us rid ourselves of all those gor’ram lawyers… and everyone knows lawyers are the ones who become politicians! Two birds with one stone. Sweet.



This one is pretty self explanatory. Therefore, I won’t be explaining it for you. That way you can save time from reading about the pictures that you see, and then go back and read more of our amazing jokes. Or doing whatever you normal people do in your spare time.



Censorship at its finest. The best part is that the guy on the right (in red) doesn’t even work for the golf course… He was just the guy who won the bet. And to think, everyone in the crowd is dressed up so warm like it’s the fall… he must be pretty chilly.



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