Name:
Dictator Nicholas
I
Known Aliases: Irrelevant.
Presently
in his 168th Incarnation, Nicholas was originally human-born
shortly after the establishment of the WarOps Ministry.
Rising early to great prominence, he quickly seized the
reins of power within the Ministry. He ruled as the embodiment
of the "Dictatorship" until a freak "accident"
during a Ministry-Sponsored Weekend Fishing Festival left
him drowned when his fishing line got caught around him,
looping about 6 - 7 times and ending in a Gordian knot.
So
grief-stricken were his people, that Ministry scientists
performed a radical trephining operation and removed the
Dictatorship's cerebral mass, so that his wisdom may be
preserved for all posterity.
Unfortunately,
when no agent would readily surrender himself as a vehicle
for the brain, it was lobotomized, and a miniscule portion
was crammed into a poor, indigenous squirrel's skull cavity.
Although the figurehead lived, he did so with a profound
loss of intelligence.
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