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Lament, 2/16/01

When will the planets reconcile?

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Untitled, 3/16/01

How does one seek that compromise in a life where one yearns to carry himself on the basis of whim, to deny the conventions by which he is defined — how is it that an old soul still has the capacity for surprise? We exist in a world of lost memories, denied ideas that flourish in a graveyard of genius — somewhere, locked in a distant place and time.

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Ministry-Sanctioned Territories
Poor hapless soul. As you no doubt have unintentionally found yourself trapped in the WarOps Ministry's Territories, you are now bound by its rules. For your own safety during your stay, the Ministers have recommended the following:

• Be courteous to your fellow travelers. They don't want to be here any more than you do. Curse all you want though (hopefully with some semblance of context involved).
• Here's a generality that we feel compelled to state — Don't say anything stupid. "It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." ~Mark Twain
• Should you feel oddly motivated to actually say a thing or two, you are more than welcome. Our Propaganda Corps' agents stand ready to steal any good idea you have. (We're kidding.)
• In all honesty, we do hope you enjoy your stay here. We are always open to suggestions on how to make Psychôlôgie better for you, which brings us to —

The Underground
The Embassy
Should the WarOps Ministry's overwhelming presence get to you, an undisclosed foreign state has established an embassy in Psychôlôgie's capital city.

• A source of semi-reliable intelligence regarding the Ministry's motives and operations. Updated intermittently.
• Any general questions regarding Psychôlôgie will be answered here.

Feedback
How's our driving? Sound-off here.

• Be kind. Inside every Minister is a soft-candy shelled human being who's unused to any sort of criticism whatsoever.

The Higher Ministries
Home of the Psychôlôgie WarOps Ministry, and House Magnate. Governor-status or higher, required.

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