Ve Are Here to PEP YOU UP!!!


This is a new section where Ming tells you nothin but the truth: you are cool, you are sexy, you are strong, you are deadly! The first few phrases were written for my boy Phillip Tepper, when he proved he got enough poise to bring in da noise! If you GET PEPPED from reading these and wanna share the hype, send em here and I'll add em to the list if they sufficiently witty to make you look pretty.
Comrade!

You kick ass with class!!!
You fell iniquity with dignity!
You can out-rap Inspectah Deck and jack up the crazy respect!
You just too bangin' to leave the place hangin!
You just too bravin' to ever ever cave in!
You compel the bad to drop and collect all the mad props!
You summon Bahamut Zero and dammit, you a hero!
You whip out your tongue like Toad and tell that piece a dung to hit the road!
You went fishin with a hook and left em wishin they'd played by the book!


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