My G poem

(6-29-97) Caesar's comin in to fix the floor this Monday, so I been cleanin the place. Going thru some old papers tonite and found an old "poem" I wrote about Godzilla! I wrote it back in grad school (what am I talking about? I'm still in grad school! I'll never get out of grad school!! AAAAAHHHH!!!) the day after that big earthquake in Kobe (I think that was around '94?) Anyway, I hope you find it eminently digable.

GODZILLA

who blew up hiroshima?
GODZILLA DID
who went and did the same thing to nagasaki?
it was GODZILLA
and who caused all those tsunamis or "Big Waves"?
GODZILLA, GODZILLA, GODZILLA
he kept fucking around with the ocean
worse than a baby in a bathtub
so lots of people got washed away
and he didn't even care
he just went on his way

and why did a whole highway fall down
in kobe this morning?
it was all because GODZILLA BIT THE GROUND
he opened his terrible jaws and
TRIED TO SWALLOW THE WORLD
but it was just,
well it was just way too big
even for godzilla
so he s-started sh-shaking his h-head a-ar-round-d
but his TEETH WERE STILL STUCK IN THE WORLD
so he MADE THE EARTHQUAKE HAPPEN
that GODZILLA

he swings around his tail in a totally reckless manner
his breath is very bad for the environment
he tried to set King Kong on FIRE
and it was all because he got turned down for a job at the tokyo ministry of tourism for not being able to SPEAK ENGLISH - DAMN THAT GODZILLA!