Thanks to Gina for sending me pictures of hapless babies. If Lawrence wasn't such a cheerful kid I'd be worrying right now.

• Remember that "Ten things that piss me off" list? Imagine that guy writing a column every week. Words cannot describe how funny this shit is. If you don't mind offensive stuff then go there right now.
  The Best Page in the Universe
  
  
• The funniest SWF movies I've seen -- quick downloads, too! Xiao Xiao Stick Figure Theater -- #3 is like a cross between MegaMan and the Matrix Reloaded, and Super Mario!
  
  
• This guy is even scarier than Ming the Merciless! Kneel before Zod!
  
  
• This is the most romantic relationship I think I'll ever hear about.
  Things my girlfriend and I have argued about.
  
  
• Not as good as it used to be, but still the best of its kind.
  The Onion.
  
  
• This is not the time for political satire.
  Get Your War On
  
  
• Okay, seriously, don't read this site while you're eating. The more pictures you look at the worse it gets.
  Eric Conveys an Emotion
  
  
• This is offensive and just plain wrong.
  Cruel Site of the Day
  
  
• This might be a little redundant. Godawful Fanfiction
  
  
• Stop sending me jokes over email! These were okay though. (Updates will not be tracked.)

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