Subject: continuation of Gameras vs the Atlantean Present (aka Gaos) Mark II
Frineday, 15, SEP'themburr, 8123457 A.M.A
Hooray,Gyaos is back, but the best thing is, she's carrying a huge nest made of wire and various trees. With an egg in it. Isn't that just sweet, my little Gyaos laid an egg? It's a nice egg. It's the size of a regular godzillasaur egg. It's purple-green-orange. Not a good colour combination, but that's nature's way. Well,at least the nature created by the Atlantean geneticists. Gyaos guards her egg fiercely. That Gyaos-worshipping apocalyptic cult are having a field day. They keep on going around babbling about how the Saviour Beast has conceived to produce one of an even greater glory, and yet she is a virgin(Note: I do not care for any angry Christians suddenly appearing and bothering me. I insult everyone and everything in a mostly friendly manner in time. If you are sensible, accept it as for what it is-a joke). They have split into three main sects, who keep on arguing and trying to kill each other. Ridiculous things religions. People think, first object, then belief. I disagree. Belief created object in my opinion. Some of my top scientists tried to study the egg. They are now part of the nest's lining. All the parts that would make good lining anyway. Cartilage, entrails, little tubes, etc. Gyaos seems a bit grumpy too. She's been having weird food cravings that seem a little late in coming. She keeps on wanting to eat mashed rhesus monkey brains with Meganuron gums, chicken droppings and roses. We know this thanks to this Psycho-Gyaos machine that tells, or at least attempts to tell correctly, what Gyaos is thinking. It's never failed in the food section before. Gyaos seems to love roses, especially red ones. This weird prophetess keeps on marching around the palace saying that not even Gyaos can save them from the True Demon of Our Galaxies, the Bringer of Death to a Million Planets, the Equal of Zorkaan the Soultaker, The True Space Demon, and a whole lot of other titles. She is quite amusing, I think I'll delay feeding her to Gyaos.
Moonsday, 18, SEP'themburr, 8123457 A.M.A
It's hatching, it's hatching! The first layer of the shell has fallen off revealing a weaker layer of the shell! It won't be long before another Gyaos comes to live! Maybe I can have an entire rookery of Gyaos someday, I imagine they would be very useful in protecting my Realm. If Cosmos-Elias can defend themselves with an army of kaiju, so can I.
Waiddurnzday, 20, SEP'themburr, 8123457 A.M.A
IT'S HATCHED! This morning it hatched! It's a little male baby Gyaos! Some of my scientists, after quite a heated argument, have decided to name the male baby Gaos. I'm not arguing about this, let them have their fun. Yes, Gaos is slightly bigger than a Rodanadon baby, but the little guy's a lot meaner. As soon as he was hatched, he greedily ate up all the food his mother had got ready for him. Right now, he's flying around the palace, playing Hunt the Servants. He's already gobbled up 5 butlers, 10 maids, the Lemurian gardener, and he did try to eat the Muvian cook but a nasty chi-electric shock thanks to the cook's military training soon scared him off. His mother flies around watching him with absolute pride. He looks like his mother, but more bat-like. He likes blood more than meat, though he will take meat. He seems to like humanoid blood more, which is a big problem for the Atlanteans. My scientists are quite puzzled about Gaos. They say according to the Atlantean blueprints, there should be no such thing as a male Gyaos;the Gyaos reproduce by themselves, so there are no need for males. And yet, a male exists. Some say this is the Gyaos species evolving by itself beyond the original blueprints. Some say this is just freak luck. Some say that all that nuclear energy Gyaos was exposed to in her battle with DOJITO, Manda and the Mu and Atland forces mutated her. I dunno, doesn't really matter in my opinion. The Cult of the Saviour Beast are having another field day. They are wandering around praising Gaos Kriztose as they call him. Next thing you'll know, they'll say he's performing miracles like resurrecting the dead. They are thinking of changing their name to something better . Suggestions include Beasters, Winged-Worshippers, and other silly names. The most popular is Kriztee'errns though. The name could use some shorterning. As soon as they heard about the turtle-monster, they proclaimed it to be the demonic adversary of the Saviour. Weird people.
Tirresday, 21, SEP'themburr, 8123457 A.M.A
Ooh, now this is interesting. The Turtle-Beast has recently been spotted near Ecalpon. It was causing a lot of trouble, and of course, I didn't lift a finger to stop it. Ecalpon is worthless to me. I decided to attack and kill or maybe capture the Turtle-Beast as soon as it had finished destroying Ecalpon, which should make it more tired. But, the Turtle-Beast left halfway, and didn't look very tired. It stopped and flew off to some island far away. Unfortunately, it chose to land right on top of Manda. These islands are Mu resting stops, and Manda was having a nap in the sun when the Turtle-Beast landed on him. Manda quickly wrapped himself around the Turtle-Beast and bit his arm. The Turtle-Beast gave a cry that sounded something like Yu-nee-cronn and bit Manda. Manda screamed angrily, opened his mouth, and fired a blast of his blue-red mystical energy at the Turtle-Beast,causing it to fall over, crushing a Muvian holiday resort. Manda then went into his flying mode, and suddenly sprouted colourful feathers all over him and grew feathered wings. He then flew over the Turtle-Beast after picking up a building and dropped it on the Turtle-Beast. The Turtle-Beast roared with anger and blasted Manda with his flame breath and flew off in his stupid frisbee way. Mu is apparently very angry about this.
Date: Sat, 01 Aug 1998 16:31:37 +0800
From: Leong
Subject: CONCLUSION of Gameras vs the Atlantean Present (aka Gaos) Mark II
Frineday, 22, SEP'themburr, 8123457 A.M.A
My, what an interesting discovery. Some of my miners discovered a large slightly radioactive egg on an island quite far from Minglantis. They are shipping it back now for study. From what I hear, it's quite a nice looking egg, looking like a diamond. Gaos is doing well.
Satturdday, 23, SEP'themburr, 8123457 A.M.A
My, my, my. Dear dear dear. Look at what I've just gotten from some Atlantean submarine that has by now, surely moved to some other part of the ocean:
Dear Ming the Inexcusably Merciless, Ignorant Ignoramus, Fool of Fools, Dum-dum, and Utter Utter Dirty Rat/Slimeball,
We survived! Nah nah! We have recaptured the original Gamera of Professor Menoquist, which we call Gamera I, and we also have another Gamera, which we call Gamera II. WE SHALL CRUSH YOU ALL LIKE BUGS, AND RECLAIM WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS YOU HEAR? UNDERSTAND? YOU STOLE OUR LAND FROM US YOU UTTER UTTER UTTER UTTER MOGADORED RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST OF TRAAL!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD! After we reclaim Atlantis, we will add more insult and injury to insult and injury by taking over the rest of your Realm! How do you like them apples? Even now, our Gameras approach you. We will win I tell you! Win win win! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! BEWARE!!!!!
What type of person sits down and writes a maniacal laugh? Sure sign of a man who wears his underpants on his head. He's probably doing this because little yellow pixies tell him to. And five exclamation marks too. Sure sign of an insane mind. Of course, I've prepared all defences for the Gameras arrival,and I've even started construction of some battle armour for Gyaos should she need it. I'll try to keep little Gaos out of this fight. Unfortunately, most of my army is busy in a small war with the Atlandians and their new robot, DOJITO 2@. But, I can call backup. On my way to Earth, I noticed a small artificial planetoid near Togguy and made contact with the colonists from a dying planet. They were searching for a planet to inhabit, and were constructing the planetoid to use as a big meteorite so they could use it to kill all life on the third planet, so they could come and get it. Their strategy computers must have their logic sectors broken. They didn't think of living on Maz with the Mazhen-Sulnari or on Mysteroid with the Mysterians, or with those people on that little planet on the other side of Sol, what's it's name again, that one filled with that brain-eating race, but then again, they don't think much on their own, they rely on computers too much in my opinion. Well, in a peaceful and *truthful* manner, I told them that the third planet was not that great, and convinced them to inhabit that planetoid they made instead. They did, calling it Planet X in memory of their old world. Of course, once they found out the truth about Earth, they got a little mad, but constant supplies of life-supporting resources keep them happy. So, I'm counting on the X-seijin to come and assist. They had better hurry..
Sunsday, 24, SEP'themburr, 8123457 A.M.A
Gamera II has come! As I write this, he is even now spitting fireballs at the military bases, destroying many valuable supplies! It makes me feel glad I'm not on Minglantis right now and just viewing this from my Main Palace through a flying spy nanobot. He looks considerably different from Gamera I I'll say, and his powers appear to be quite different. He's not totally organic either according to the scanners. He's got lots of nanobots in him of course. It's this newfangled method. These days, nobody wants to go through all the trouble of creating a monster that could fire plasma rays and have bones able to stand up to a nearly-impossible weight by itself, no, why go to all that hassle when you can just make millions of little nanobots to do all that work. At least that Atlantean scientist Prof. Menoquist was dedicated enough to make his Gamera properly. Look at what the scanners show. It's got something to receive neurosignals from a neurolinker that somebody has, allowing it to have a psychic link with that person, an dlook, word-operated nanobots that respond to certain words and can redesign Gamera II's genetic makeup and repair him, and even some special nanobots at his navel that can shoot a blast that runs on geothermal energy that is somehow absorbed from the earth, a powerful blast that fliters through his skin harmlessly and becomes really destructive a few seconds later, and other fancy toys. Pah. Gyaos doesn't need any of that junk. Remove all the nanobots from Gamera II and Gyaos could make mincemeat out of him. Oh yes, Gamera II can fire fireballs without his plasma-firing nanomachines, but it's considerably weaker. Well, Gamera II is causing a lot of trouble-oh wait, here come the X-seijin! C'mon, blast him to pieces!Yeah,let's see Mr.Smarty-Pants-Giant-Nanobot-Turtle like a taste of plasma. Oops. They just shot an experimental pure radiation ray at that ship. What ship was that, let me check. Ah, here it is. It's that ship that was carrying that strange egg. Sad, I did so want to find out about the egg. Haha, they shot a missile down his throat! Look, the fool's trying to fire a plasma ball with that missile stuck down this throat! Whee, look at the big nasty explosion in his throat! Burn turtle burn! Ok, he's trying to fly above the ships to blast em? Won't work pal. FISSHKAKABOOM!
I knew installing that orbital defence system above Minglantis would be useful. It's so easy to program it to drop a missile on a giant monster that's not Gyaos should it attempt to fly above any air or spacecraft of mine. Haha, what a crash! Gamera II's knocked out now. Perfect time to use the Capture Beam. Take him away boys! Ah good, they've taken him above planet, he's near the Earth's moon now, let's dump him on Maz! But wait, hold on, I have to discuss this. The X-seijin fleet commander thinks dumping him on Maz might anger the Mazhen-Sulnari and the other races on Maz. Hmmm, that's a tricky bit. Let me think.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-hey, what's that thing rising from the charred remains of that transport ship. It's a piece of that eggshell from that strange egg. Something's clinging onto it below, trying to make it drift to shore-it's succeeded!
Ah, now we can see what that creature is-it looks kinda like a freaky chameleon. Hey, I recognise it now! The old Atlantean biology databases list it as a Barugon, a type of animal that died out a millenium ago. Well, looks like they aren't extinct after all. My, this is a big one. Much bigger than what the databases say it should be. Must have been that radiation that mutated it. Ooh, it's causing lots of destruction now with that weird tongue and that rainbow ray. It's rampaging all over Minglantis! Such a formidable creature must be captured for my menagerie, he might make a good playmate for Gyaos and Gaos. Ah, here comes the army. Finally returned from that battle with Atland. Yes, they seem to be dealing with Barugon quite well. Uh oh, Gamera I's just arrived! Double trouble. Ah, Barugon's dealing with the goofy creep. Yeah, look at that rainbow ray push him back. C'mon Barugon, give him a tongue lashing-literally! Gamera I is no match for the combined forces of the complete Minglantean army and Barugon. Hooboy, that looks painful! Barugon just flicked off a loose plate of shell from Gamera I! Here that scream ! Hah, the coward's flying away! Give chase! Ah, we seem to be chasing him pretty high, he's getting quite far from the ground by now-he's in space! Yay, that means we can capture both Gameras-he collided with the capture ship! Now both of them are on the loose! They are returning to Minglantis at top speed, but that missile barrage being launched at them from the ground should stop em-it did! It's knocked em back! They're plunging to the ground-eww. They just fell in the Minglantean Polluto-Swamps. Old Tricky wasn't very enviromental, and made everyone dump their rubbish there. Ah, here they come to battle Barugon. Go go go Bar-oh dear. They just stuck his head in the tar pits. Nasty things. But those lasers heading towards them should cause some problems-ah, they did. Now see how they like their heads and shells stuck in the tar pits. Ah, all three kaiju appear to have gotten up. Yes, now it's time for a healthy kaiju battle. But what's this? The Muvian forces have arrived. They better not start firing at my army, or else I'll start a war with them. They are so bad in keeping up-to-date with world matters. Hmm, the Gameras seemed remarkably close to hurling Barugon into the sea when they suddenly dropped him a second ago and started firing on the Mu army. I bet those Atlanteans suddenly changed their orders. That Muvian commander in that helicopter hovering over the army doesn't look happy according to the zoom-in function of my spy nanobot. Ah, here comes backup for Mu. Manda's here, in full feathered winged glory. Haha, go ahead, blast em again Mandy! This battle seems a little unfair, I think it's time to release Gyaos from her living areas under Minglantis. Time to tell Pattes Rattical to press the blue button. Ah, there he is, obeying my orders over the com-line like the good man he is-damn,the idiot pressed the yellow button too. Now Gyaos AND Gaos are out. Well, Gyaos is being a good protective mother, protecting her child carefully while wearing her battle armour, ah yes, the amplifier on her armour makes her sonic beam even more dangerous. She just shot down Manda. And those missiles are giving the Gameras a good beat. Yeah, I'll say she's evening up the odds-oh dear, Gaos is trying to join in! He just escaped from his mother's protective grasp and he's flying towards Gamera I! Aargh, that flame's too much for the poor baby, he's falling! Gyaos is swooping down to get him, she got him just before he fell on those nasty sharp pointy rocks. But this has given the Gameras the perfect opportunity to blast her-oh no! That flame was so hot, some of the armour melted and is stuck to her! That must be like a branding iron! But no, Gyaos is rallying. Despite her great pain, she just shot both Gameras with a really powerful sonic beam that made parts of their shell fly off. That nasty large sharp piece of shell nearly hit the fighting Manda and Barugon. Ooh looky, that Gyaos-worshipping cult has just come along cheering her on-yikes, they sure looked like they were feeling a lot of pain when that ray of Barugon accidently hit them. The Gameras look really angry now, they-oh my outmoded relic of a belief system, Gamera 2 stuck his claw right through the armour into the Gaos-holding compartment! He's got Gaos in his claw! Gyaos is being kept busy by Gamera I-oh shit! He bashed Gaos' head against that rock! He's bleeding badly! Gyaos has instantly reacted to this. With strength supposedly-unnatural for her, she picked up Gamera I and flung him against Manda! She charged and shoved Gamera II into the tarpits and picked up poor little Gaos looking at him with concern. You don't need the Psycho-Gyaos machine to know she's not very happy. Baby Gaos won't open his eyes, the poor guy doesn't look good! Gyaos is getting really angry. She's passed Gaos to a nearby Minglantean Gyaos Carrier Battle Aerial Warship, isn't she a clever girl. That's a state of the art plane, able to go at a fantastic speed. It'll get Gaos to safety in no time-hey, who's that black-robed figure walking through the carnage and corpses? Let me zoom in-hey, why's he waving at the nanobot-HEY! the screen went blank! Ah, now it's back again. I thought I heard the words do you know where I can get a good curry? just as the screen went blank. The strange thing is, the words sounded as if they were all in capitals. Not shouting, as if they always were capitals. And the voice sounded like a cemetary in midwinter. Gyaos looks really mad now. She's flying high above the Gameras, Barugon and Manda. Omigosh, what a blast! That has to be the most powerful sonic beam of Gyaos ever recorded! Look at those flecks of shell fall off from the Gameras! Manda and Barugon don't look too good after that blast either. Even Gyaos has been affected by the blast, she's falling down to the ground. Even my nanobot camera is affected, I can see little parts falling to bits-damn, there goes the bot. Hold on, let me hook up with some other nanobot in Minglantis, neerrg this is taking a long time-OW! I got a slight electrical shock! Ah, finally got a linkup-WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER? I miss out 5 minutes, and I come back to see Gyaos unconcious and Gamera I eating her toes! Sicko! She doesn't look good, she's bleeding everywhere and Gamera II is having fun by pulling off the armour from her. Ok, time to pull Gyaos out of there! At least the remote-controlled emergency rocket engines in her armour haven't been damaged. Time to press the white button. Ah, let's see Gamera I like a blast of rocket exhaust in his face! He's stumbled back, and he's fallen on Gamera II. Barugon has blasted Manda into the sea, good riddance, and now he's preventing the Gameras from getting up! Good for him! What's this? A transmission from that Atlantean submarine that has quite a good anti-tracing unit. It says: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm winning, I'm winning! Our Gameras have beaten the crap out of your Gyaos and Gaos! When we have conquered your Realm, I'll do something really nasty to you! I'll dip you in slow-corroding acid! I'll fry you alive! I'll bake you in an apple pie! I'll infect you with slow-killing diseases! I'll sentence you to eternal hellfire! Wait no, I have something even better than sentencing you to eternal hellfire-I sentence you to eternal theatre! HAHAHAHAHA!
Well Mr.Torture-Me-In-Many-Ways(what is so bad about being sentenced to eternal theatre anyway?), I've got a special thing for you. There is this paranoid scientist of mine wh illegally used funds to make special cyberparts for Gyaos should she ever need it. I, like everyone else,stupidly(though I'm the least stupid one of course) thought she would never need them, but now's the perfect time to use Prof.Tsiuqonem(such a tricky name to pronounce)'s inventions. The best part is, it can be quickly attached. And we won't have to use all the parts. We just need part of that mechanical spine, that forcefield generating pillar attached half in the flesh against the spine and half above, the mettalic armour, one mechanical eye, the sonic beam ampilifier, the rocket boosters, the whole new robotic set of toes, one mechanical liver, the Secret Weapon firing system in her chest, some metal spikes to replace those she lost on her neck, and the tip of the mechanical tail. They had better attach those bits soon-they say they can do it in an hour, but I don't know how long the army and Barugon can keep the Gameras busy from destroying Minglantis....It's now been half an hour since I wrote the last word on this page. CyberGyaos is online. Time to let her go back and kick some Gamera shell. Time to open the hatch! There she goes! I can link up to her robotic eye to use as a camera, but she also has some nanobots in her to be used as backup for me to see. Gaos is right now in intense medical care by the way. Ah, now I can see Minglantis again(all the cameras that the army had there were destroyed, along with the nanobots-and boy is it in bad shape! It's practically a wasteland now! CyberGyaos arrived just in time to let me see Barugon getting knocked out by Gamera 1(he flew up in his stupid frisbee way and knocked himself against Barugon's head). He doesn't look in very good shape either. He was bleeding quite a bit. Now that CyberGyaos has arrived, the Gameras are turning their attention to her, just like I hoped. Barugon appears to be trying to leave the battlefield. Thanks to that pillar-thingy, CyberGyaos is nice and safe from the Gameras' energy weapons thanks to her forcefield. Now guess who's winning. Go go Gya-damn, just as Barugon was running away, he fired one last shot at Gamera II, but missed, hitting the pillar and shutting down the forcefield machinery! Damn rainbow ray. Ok, now that things are more evenly matched, time to use CyberGyaos secret weapon! Time to pull the aquamarine lever! Hoho, I bet Gamera II wasn't expecting a large capsule to suddenly pop out from one of CyberGyaos' compartments and pierce his shell! That capsule is chockfilled with computer viruses, set to release into the nearest nanobot and replicate a few minutes after firing. Now Gamera II's going to be a lot weaker. No plasma breath or bellybutton ray now boy! One good slash to the head with a few missiles there at the same time and look for the whole in his skull. Gamera II's fallen to the ground, dying. Victory is mi-what are those Atlantean children doing? Why in the world are they chanting the word Gamera again and again? Hey, Gamera II's stirring and regenerating! I thought those computer viruses shut down that program that does all the healing for Gamera! Hold on, let me check with the scanner located in that capsule-it is infected! Every computerized part of Gamera II's is infected and going haywire, but it looks like the Atlanteans were smart enough not to depend solely on mecha and give Gamera II the same rejuvenation to childrens' singing like Gamera I, who is also healing due to this singing. CyberGyaos just put out the brat problem with a few lasers, but they've given Gamera II enough energy to tunnel deep underground and hide there. Stupid children. Oh look, Gamera I's trying to eat CyberGyaos' toes again. Heh heh heh, just wait till he takes a bite. He bit, and now that lovable corrosive gas is melting his flesh, skull, brain, bones and sacral brain. It's a specific gas. Ooh, look at him scream. He's doome-
DAMN, they're playing a recording of those children's singing amplified a 100 times! Someone blast that ship now! Hey, Gamera I's vanished in a beam of light that's floating to the stars! What sorcery is this? Oh great, Gamera II's appeared, only now he looks like he's about 160 metres tall. He's starting to murder my CyberGyaos! He's pulled that metal pillar and part of her spine out! AAAH! He's reduced her to ashes with that fireball! And that fireball has set off the volcanos of Minglantis-uh oh. Ok, time to call every citizen of my Realm to get the heck outta there before the place blows! It's having a really huge earthquake now! The whole continent's alight! It's started to sink, it's started to sink! I can hear the screams of the poor people who didn't get off in time mingled with the screams of Gamera II as the whole continent sinks! It's sunk! The steam arising from the sea is enough to kill and steam anything there! Minglantis, or the Western Territories, or Atlantis, is gone. So is CyberGyaos. So is Gamera II. As for Gamera I, who knows?
Midnight, same day.
I can't sleep. It's been a bad day. A very bad day. So I might as well write, and write, and write, till sleep claims me. I really should cheer up-after all, I've jut received a letter from the Izumian Kingdom and Lemuria. They want to send me a creature that they made out of already-mutated godzillasaur genes(found on a small island belonging to the Izumi), a certain rare species of rose's genes(found in only a certain Lemurian jungle), human genes, and some ectoplasm. It would be interesting to have some intelligent flora in my collection...
Tuzday, 26, SEP'themburr, 8123457 A.M.A
Biollante proves to be an interesting pet, with her own charm, but she just hasn't got the same charm as Gyaos. Little Gaos is fully healed, and he's wandering around looking for his mother. Strangely enough, he's taken to Biollante, and Biollante has taken to him. Guess Biollante has to be the mother-figure now. I have received a transmission from Planet X saying they heard that there were some Gyaos on that planet on the other side of the sun, the one where the brain-eaters live, still can't remember the name. Also, they've also spotted a meteorite with lifesigns approaching Earth. It's not a big one. I think, when it gets near enough to Earth, I'll investigate it. And maybe I can try to find that godzillasaur/mutant T-Rex/mutant Stegosaur hybrid. I suppose I'm just trying to fill the gap and replace Gyaos with some other pets, aren't I? I really wonder about me....
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