tuesday, december 24

Fucking wrapping paper. [8:38 PM]

Yes, I have not been around here lately; color me a lazy lump of flab. There hasn't really been much news worth reporting; Thursday: arrived home with RJ in tow, put up the Christmas tree (ALL by myself while my dad, pins in arm, gave useless directions), hid RJ from my cat, got really stoned. Friday: slept til noon, read a tattered sci-fi/pulp slash pseudosexy whatever novel that was lying around my room, got really stoned. Saturday: ventured into Philly for last-minute Christmas shopping, visited Condom Kingdom and bought things I shall not mention here, didn't get stoned for a change, and shaved my legs. Sunday: helped my half-blind aunt haul her twenty ton suitcase up three flights of stairs, decorated Christmas tree, removed partially-chewed strands of tinsel from cat's esophagus. And got really stoned.

I think that about covers it. Now if you'll excuse me, Luke is on the phone in a total panic because his mom is making him bake Christmas cookies and he doesn't know what to do. [1:23 AM]