Thomas Morton Is a Stupid Prick
Welcome to the Thomas Morton Hatepage,your one-stop outlet for all things that
despise Thomas Wilson Morton, current
English student at NYU and all-around
obnoxious little twat.
Be one of the first in your area to let
the world know how this retch-inducing,
fetal-looking tumor of a man has affected your life
and how much it has made you wish to see him
skewered alive on the lightning rod of the
Empire State Building.
"Dude, Thomas is DICK!." -Sammy G.
While this site is under construction, please
feel free to browse the crap this worthless
boil on the face of Manhattan seems to think
we ought to know about his pathetic life
- http://www.livejournal.com/users/aloysious800
And what's with that retarded username anyway?
What a douche!