Ethnocentrism (I wrote this one a while back, but I admit, it doesn’t make much sense)

For some reason, every single person thinks that their culture rules the hardest amongst all others. Now, this is okay I guess, it doesn’t harm anyone, but actually, it kinda does. There are little kids goin to bed hungry, being poisoned because their shitty governments cannot provide adequate water, or having to watch their parents die of AIDS because their society is so ass backwards it refuses to take any preventative measures.

Besides corruption, a huge reason for this is that everyone thinks that there are certain merits of their culture that are so awesome, they outweigh 3 square meals a day, proper safety and shelter, and the rule of law. I speak from experience, as I am quite familiar with the cultural attitudes held in India, where god forbid an actor and actress kiss on screen, but if 200 people are killed because a train derails off a bridge, that’s okay because it can conveniently blamed on some disenfranchised people practicing their religion on the fringes of society.

Indians came up with yoga. Great. I actually practice and love yoga, but its not a philosophy you should base your entire society, especially your military strategy around. India got fucked up on four non-consecutive occasions in history (Arabs are still undisputed losers of history, however) because its people were too busy fasting and planning weddings. The soviets came up with getting ultra huge and beating the shit out of things. Vikings came up with beserker rages, chinese with martial arts (actually an indian dude kinda started that... I am kinda proud!). The Germans came up with Industrial might and the US came out with F-15's which kicks so much ass, your ass might concentrate so much matter that you’d turn into a black hole and rip the space time continuim, as well as your arms off, if you if you even tried to fathom that shit {that’s what happened to Goose in Top Gun, remember that shit?})

It’s like in marxism*, where marx himself actually said that the whole world needs capitalism to run its course and to hit that shit up before socialism and then communism can come into full effect (all those bad ass che geuverra wannabe’s seemed to have forgot about that little point, and fucked up almost all of south america, china, Russia and wherever else they’ve gone), so before we all become hippie Gandhi bitches, we gotta make sure we are rid of all this lame tribal human bullshit, so we gotta still be all war mongering until everyone else stops acting like four and a half year olds. Only then can we chyll out for a while, get our aggressions out in friendly athletic competitions and sport, assemble space craft, and then resume war mongering when we encounter extraterrestrial life (seriously, this is exactly what’s gonna happen people, I’ll bet $30 to anyone).

*not really