On situations.

There clearly is something wrong with what’s going on these days in the world. Blowing one self up to kill innocent people has become something perfectly acceptable in many societies, even desirable. I’m not gonna go into who is at fault and whatnot, because when anything comes down to everything, people are dipshits, and they like to follow other dipshits, especially when these dipshits have megaphones. This is universal, so I’m not singling anyone out. However, I will look at some of the immediate measures used to convince people to blow themselves up for some cause. Surprisingly, there is little correlation between poverty and blowing oneself up, but instead, the promise of 71 virgins awaiting oneself in heaven is sufficient impetus. Now, this is like, not having your cake, and not eating it too. If these people thought about this for like three minutes, they’d realize how unappealing this is. This means one has to put up with 71 “ow”’s, “slower!”’s, “wait, wait”’s and just general yelping. This sucks, and that is a fact. Why not settle with 1 or maybe even 2 or 3 virgins while alive (I’m sure after 2 virgins, one will realize how truly overrated they are)? Also, virgins are usually young and being so, they are very insecure and are too timid to do anything other than just lie there.

There might be other reasons for this blowing one self up behavior, but I’ll just conveniently ignore those for now. There is a reason we don’t have this deviant behavior in our neck of the woods, and I believe that it is because we have a very solid solution (and no, it is not Christianity). It’s porn. Societies with healthy porn industries have very high standard’s of living, and low rates of blowing oneself up. In fact, many male western journalists, when reporting stuff from the middle east comment on how young boys view them as sexual objects. This usually only happens in prisons and aircraft carriers. These poor kids should not be made to feel guilty about masturbating and thinking naughty thoughts. If I wasn’t allowed to think about things I really wanted to do like sleeping or eating, I’d get super pissed off and definitely blow myself up, 24/7.

I think the time has come to knock off this nonsense. Also, we need to knock off this oppression of women. It’s getting way out of hand. Women should not be circumcised, forced to watch football, dressed up as ninjas (unless they really are a ninja), beaten or sold into prostitution/marriage. This is completely unacceptable and fucked up. Women should be given rights so that they can skank themselves out as much as they want and be objectified by society, exactly how nature intended.