On Driving rankings.


Rankings Women - depends, but can be very good.
Old people - majority are terrible. Should be kept off roads with less than two lanes.
Chinese people - AWFUL. If you’ve ever been to Toronto, where they have whole Chinese malls.... RUN!!!!! (or play dead or something) Guaranteed accident going to happen. They should stick to kung fu and ethnocentrism.
Black people - surprisingly okay, but black women tend to be very inconsiderate and obese.
Indians - maniacs to okay (I might just be generalizing my own indianness on all other Indians, but this is okay, because most other indians are hippies and socialist).
White people - too varied
Hispanics - inconsiderate to okay
Limo drivers - cab drivers are great, of course, but I’ve notice that limo drivers, especially the ones from Newark, just suck ass. I suppose they may be really tired.