On War.
Has the entire world completely lost its collective conscious (aka mind)? That might be an unfair question, because as ‘intelligent’ as humans are, it’s really only a few people who have had a clue to what was going on (and by ‘what’, I’m not referrin to what the farm animals, celebrities or the neighbors are up to). This whole anti-war mongering has gotten completely out of control. Yes, killing people is not generally good, and one day we might actually not have fight wars, but this is super highly unlikely, and even until then, we should stop being completely retarded about this whole side to our nature. Let’s face it, people are stupid and going to die for stupid reasons anyways. If you are passionate enough to give your life for a cause in the name of religion, it is probably in everyones’ interest you die quickly, and what better place than on the battlefield where everything is nice and legal? It may sound a tad cruel, but if you think about it, this type of person who is so willing to die for such a cause, (and to be fair, it is a male person of course) will probably end up killing normal people when he’s in some bar fight or just at a wedding or soccer game firing off his gun, so we could save on all the legal and burial procedures that have been backing up our courts and funeral homes for years. Seriously, can we just let Israel and the Arabs fight already (and everyone else who wants to fight, for that matter)? Since there is pretty much so little natural selection these days (what with everyone who makes it passed day five almost being guaranteed survival), war has always been a pretty good way to get rid of the excess moranity within humanity. And I’m not taking sides with the whole palestine shit and stuff, but it just goes to further my point. Israel WON those lands in a WAR. Why the hell should they give them back? Doesn’t war mean anything anymore? When did fairness have anything whatsoever to do with war? It is just a part of being human. We are all not equal, and some of us can beat the shit out of others, and if you’re smart, you’ll learn not to get killed. They have some nerve to ask for some land back. I haven’t seen logic take such a back seat since the OJ trial. Should we give Texas back to the Mexicans if they asked for it? In fact, we should actually just annex the rest of Mexico for ourselves, just for thinking about how absurd the Palestinians are being. It would probably be in everyone’s interest anyways, except for mafiosi and the corrupt assholes running mexico (and yes, Mexicans would approve vigorously; millions of them wouldn’t have to risk their lives trying to swim the Rio Grande into our territory and they finally might be able to get toilet seat covers for their toilets [I’m not kidding, they really don’t have covers on them]).
Also, why is it such a huge problem that we just want some oil, and if a bunch of stubborn cartel oil-lords are gettin in our way, why can’t we just fight them for the rights to that shit? They didn’t the make the oil, they just happened to be chyllin on it. This has been going on from the dawn of civilization. If you need more land, resources or energy, you go out and get it. This has been going on for at least 4,500 years and this is how societies function, and that’s a fact (e.g. Egypt, Greece, Babylon, Persians, Japonese, Chinese, Arabs, Moguls, Indians, Ottomans, Turks, Macedonians, Assyrians, Abbasids, Brits, Germans, French, Dutch, Chile, Brazil, Rome, Goths, Vandals, Scythians, Russians, Vikings, Aztecs, Incas, Moches, Toltecs, Olmecs, good lord, basically every group of people minus the Swiss) Our president definitely sucks at handling all this, and his administration is a bunch of neo-prostitutes, but that only matters so much. The oil is for the entire world too, not just us. God damn France and Russia. So selfish. Seriously, everyone has gone bonkers over this. Just no perspective on things. People with power (power = work divided by time) abuse that shit constantly, but at least when they are doing shit according to market forces and not some stupid Nationalist or religious agenda, everyone wins. I don’t understand why this has provoked such massive protest in the rest of the world. Don’t these countries have more important things to worry about??? The majority of countries on this earth blow seriously ass. Fix your shit first. 240 people die per hour because they don’t have halfway decent drinking water. Water, people. Why don’t you protest that? More people will die in one fortnight from shitty water than from the entire Iraqi excursion. The only truly terrible thing Bush did was provide a gigantic boost to the calendar industry with his lovable ‘Bushisms’. All these countries on the world’s oil reserves just suck ass and no one cares. It might be coincidence or maybe it is just the oil (in particular, the wealth it generates) that causes those country’s government’s to suck so much blatant arse compared to countries not sitting on vast deposits of decomposed dinosaur bones. The exception being Scandinavian countries, which happen to pose a bizarre paradox. Vikings used to be the most violent people on earth, as well as some of the most kick ass. Coincidentally, the only other people who came close to kicking as much arse as the Vikings are the Japanese, and BOTH societies have completely become pacifists. It’s like some karmic law that states that some societies can only kick ultimate ass for limited amounts of time and then have to turn into a bunch of raging tree huggin, hippie alcoholics. Seriously, I want to see the Japanese and Scandanavians ally and beat some Russian ass (who actually also happen to be Viking descendants, but still piss me off). Or actually, they can beat the hell out of France, which happens to be the douche bags of countries. Speaking of which....