k2boardchic: chris rock, natty ice, and 'krotch1' is destracting me

k2boardchic: whoa
k2boardchic: ur a genius

k2boardchic: my f5 isnt' wroking

k2boardchic: i'm dubm

k2boardchic: veronica
k2boardchic: u are sweeter than jesus

k2boardchic: just checkin' in massa

k2boardchic: 3 will be a brease
k2boardchic: breeze*
k2boardchic: man
k2boardchic: i'm a dork
k2boardchic: whoever said go with first intuition was an ass

k2boardchic: "you say goodbye, and i say hello"
k2boardchic: hello hello
k2boardchic: oh oldies

k2boardchic: i just gave me the hicups
k2boardchic: but i got rid of them just as fast

k2boardchic: yes, i am like the 'best of show' of the male species

wondergurl 007: just kiddin. we'll found our guys someday
wondergurl 007: i'm not trippin
K2boardchic83: yup
K2boardchic83: and there's masturbation in the mean time

k2boardchic: guess what i'm taking 5th block?
k2boardchic: Human Sexual Behavior
k2boardchic: i get to watch porn

k2boardchic: yay for our mothers
wondergurl 007: ??
k2boardchic: lol i dont know
k2boardchic: i was never a good cheerleader

k2boardchic: he's like 75 cents a min... that's the best deal yet!!
k2boardchic: that's why he kept talkin'

k2boardchic: but at the same time i feel so lame 'cause i've only known 
him for... let's see... what was it?  maybe 8 hours
wondergurl 007: he's your lobster!!
k2boardchic: my what?
k2boardchic: do lobster's mate after 8 hours of speaking to each other?

k2boardchic: i'm putting the jig to rest
k2boardchic: i won't ever jig for another

k2boardchic: say somethin' like... i remember irish when they first met down at village idiot...
wondergurl 007: hahaha
wondergurl 007: who knew that that little jig would dance your way into his heart
k2boardchic: he he
k2boardchic: i am not jiggin' at the wedding
k2boardchic: reception will be held at village idiot
k2boardchic: the theme... wear green

k2boardchic: won't u light my candleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

k2boardchic: (pronounced immmmmmmmmmm)

k2boardchic: we'd be rockin' the boat the whole time

wondergurl 007: you can have ellen's bed, keith can get the air mattress
k2boardchic: sweet
k2boardchic: dont u think he'll pop it?

k2boardchic: i'll be like the new central park rapist
k2boardchic: look out men!!!
wondergurl 007: ladies, lock up your husbands and boyfriends.....
k2boardchic: 'u go in,  but u don't come out!!!'
k2boardchic: that'll be the new billboard in new york referring to the park

wondergurl 007: you can roam the streeets while i'm in class, but only
if you have a note pinned to you that says, "take me back to 33 
washington sq. west"
k2boardchic: lol
k2boardchic: k
k2boardchic: people will think i'm retarded
k2boardchic: i'll just walk around asking where my baseball is

k2boardchic: could i get like a montana?
k2boardchic: or whyoming?

k2boardchic: nevadans are desperate

k2boardchic: he smelt my hair
k2boardchic: lol
k2boardchic: i was like umm
k2boardchic: that probably stinks dude

k2boardchic: lol shush

Auto response from wondergurl 007: wow, what those UNR professors can 
do...
(you might need a membership to read this, so it's kinda heartless not 
to give you the answer, so you can see just how amazing those 
professors are...)
wondergurl007, password: veronica (<-- isn't that a ps2 game?)
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k2boardchic: a playstation 2 game?  hmm, isn't that funny you both get 
played a lot


k2boardchic: warn them, i'm a little congested so the phone sex may not be up to par

k2boardchic: who's the lucky bachelor who wants the digits?
k2boardchic: match-maker, match-maker make me a match...
k2boardchic: well now hold on
k2boardchic: if i get called up by some 45 yr old fat, balding guy 
who's married and looking for fun...
k2boardchic: i'm gonna be pissed
k2boardchic: actually, i could never be mad at u

k2boardchic: i want that dog
wondergurl007: my icon?
k2boardchic: yeah
k2boardchic: he he... i can pet him with my arrow
k2boardchic: 'night corkster

k2boardchic: yeah there's no REAL fun w/o veronica

k2boardchic: that's it... see if i ever let u in on our midget porn again

K2boardchic83: dont hippie hate

k2boardchic: u know... i'm a great topic of discussion
wondergurl 007: yeah, i'll keep that in mind
wondergurl 007: i'm sure i can find lots of online sources for it, if you
 know what i mean
k2boardchic: lol
k2boardchic: midgetporn.com

k2boardchic: thx
k2boardchic: man
wondergurl 007: for what?
k2boardchic: i dunno
k2boardchic: for being there u kno
k2boardchic: thx for being my friend

angela: did i tell you what this tree hugger in our suite wanted us to do? 
she posted a sign in the bathroom that says instead of using paper towels to
 use hand towels to save trees. my roomate and i make it obvious we use 
the paper ones. and if we run out... i'm taking all the toilet paper 
and putting a sign that says in order to save trees we're all wiping 
our asses with our hand towel. 

k2boardchic: well in the world of angela...
k2boardchic: where everyone should live
wondergurl 007: everyone is stoned, drunk, and snowboarding while watching 
porn
k2boardchic: lol
k2boardchic: wow
k2boardchic: that's not angela's world
k2boardchic: that's heaven