Did anyone see the Yankees game last night? CRAZY. There was a bench-clearing fight, which is always exciting. It started Martinez hitting Garcia in the back with a pitch, then the next inning Clemens through a pitch that was high and inside, but NOWHERE near Martinez's head. Martinez knew his objectives from the last inning and thought Clemens had the same, so he went crazy. Ended up with Martinez throwing the Yankees' 72 year-old bench coach on the ground by his head. Sure, Zimmer may have been approaching him "aggressively," but Jesus, the man is older than your dad. You step aside. The Yankees won and that's all that friggin' matters.

Ellen is obsessed with JF now. It's weird. Like, I love JF, but I know the guy. Ellen doesn't know him. Everyone she sees is how she imagines JF: the retarded guy who sings "Candyman" on the M&Ms commercial, the coach on "Saving Silverman," etc. And she's never even met the guy. Never even heard him talk. Maybe I should talk to more Fernley people than just my Mom, Kim, Crys, Sharon, and the McCullars, 'cause my friends know them too well.... Ellen even made me call and see if JF would sing "Candyman" for her. She actually wanted to put it on speakerphone and record him singing so she could put it on her AIM. She's that crazy.... but that's why I love her.

It took a lot of strength, but I passed by bidding on a lot of things today. But I did browse for about an hour and add 3 things to my "items to watch" list. It's all about the baby steps.

Todays downloads: country (duh), Neil Diamond's greatest hits, Beyonce, and Dead Kennedy's. Don't ask why.

Congrats to Anita, who gets her own quote page today. Sure, she never talks to me directly, but she's still "hilaryarious" and the world outside of Ellen and Jenny deserve to be exposed to her "funnayness." And I figured it was very appropriate for her to receive this honor, as she was the reason I started my website.

Choi Update: Not till January....

10.8.03 "10.7.03"
Last night was one of those nights where, if I was a loser who did these types of things, I'd put the date in my profile, like "10.7.03" No explanation, no nothing, just the date. But I'm not that kind of loser. I'm the kind of loser that puts quptes up from that night, so you the reader can get a sense of what fun it was.

wondergurl 007: so we're watching gilmore girls at 8
KagenoHito (Radnor): tight

radnor, in a horrible boston accent: THE SPINE BONE IS CONNECTED TO THE SHOULDER BONE...... DO I HAVE TO SING THE SONG?!? (sees me trying to type that in my away message between dying of laughter) ZAZOO!! PUT THAT! ZAZOO! DID YOU PUT THAT IN THERE?

Jenni, arguing with Ellen about the fate of John Ritter's show:
jennilei55: she is not supposed to argue with me
jennilei55: explain that to her
jennilei55: she needs to obay her lord and master
jennilei55: ME

Ellen, to Radnor: Anita wants to know if you can say that in an Australian accent.
Radnor: Where did that come from?
Anita: Um, Australia.

wondergurl 007: ellen's jigging
jennilei55: jigging?
wondergurl 007: yeah, to the smurf theme
jennilei55: Jigging?
wondergurl 007: it's a crazy tuesday night in manhattan

radnor, assisting me with titles for my cow workout video: How about "Pumping MOO Iron"?

jennilei55: I am a tool

I know there's more, but Ellen's not here to help remember the multitudes of quotes. More later!

By the way, despite not working on it last night like we were supposed to, Ellen, Radnor, and I rocked our PR presentation today. Booyah.