JoeyJCJustin: aaaaaaaaaacccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk (your heart on caffeine)

referring to Punk'd:
I would give Ashton Kutcher a blowjob, just to be on this show.
(Tot and I just laugh)
What, wouldn't you guys?

JoeyJCJustin: xie xie (SH SH)

JoeyJCJustin: i just want it to stop stop stop
JoeyJCJustin: i don't want to hear your shit
JoeyJCJustin: i just want stop stop stop

JoeyJCJustin: i'm nastah

TFP474: tot and i just compared nipples
TFP474: mine are huge

I would be jewish just for the Friday night dinners....

JoeyJCJustin: innocent like nypd innocent
JoeyJCJustin: or crack in the park innocecnt

when zACK was getting too frisky/stupid/sloppy/introverted/extroverted:
who's letting zack drink?


JoeyJCJustin: i mean i didn't know i could giggle so vacantly until 
zack ford came into my life

JoeyJCJustin (5:50:02 PM): boo yah!

JoeyJCJustin: papa can you hear me
JoeyJCJustin: i just like typing those things

about keith's choice of "pina coladas" as my away message:
JoeyJCJustin: has NY turned keith gay?
JoeyJCJustin: liz knew this would be a mistake

JoeyJCJustin: i just typed laterz
JoeyJCJustin: isn't that funny?
JoeyJCJustin: in a "ellen is a loser" sort of way

on Lauren:
JoeyJCJustin: i don't think lauren's family is sanitary
JoeyJCJustin: and i don't think they taught her "indoor voice"
JoeyJCJustin: i think her volume is just loud and louder
wondergurl 007: yeah
JoeyJCJustin: or what i like to call irritating and extremely irritating

JoeyJCJustin: "what turtles?" her response

JoeyJCJustin: lauren is looking for her imaginary steak again

JoeyJCJustin: i'm hording toilet paper now
JoeyJCJustin: i'm holding it back
JoeyJCJustin: i'm going to hide it in our room
JoeyJCJustin: and take a little piece when i go to the bathroom