My Mommy:
wondergurl 007: ellen just burned you
Busymarma4: i dont like ellen
wondergurl 007: haha
wondergurl 007: nwo she's offended
Busymarma4: oh wah
wondergurl 007: she was just kidding
Busymarma4: yeah
Busymarma4: me too
Busymarma4: NOT
wondergurl 007: hahahaha
Busymarma4: i'm okay
Busymarma4: i like ellen
wondergurl 007: ellen just said you burned her
Busymarma4: not on purpose
Busymarma4: i was protecting my honor

Busymarma4: le chienne est el stinko
wondergurl 007: did you get help from jessa with chienne?
Busymarma4: NO
Busymarma4: i est le bon francais speakero
wondergurl 007: oui
Busymarma4: oui oui

Busymarma4: ..chat ya later, gator

on Lexi's request:
me, talking to my mom: so what color is her [sharon's] car?
mom: uh, it's a bluish-teal, maybe. ah, kind of a greenish blue kinda 
tealish kinda bluegreenish.... um, maybe more of a greenblue, kind of 
tealish-green... no, i would say a blueish-tealish-greenish color, 
maybe?
me: really? that doesn't sound like a color sharon would get....
mom: well, maybe more of a tealish-greenish-blueteal-greenish-blue.... 
hold on a sec-- jess what color is her car?
jess (in background): red, mom. it's red.
mom: oh....

My cousin Stacey:
paisley80: May I pass (wink wink) on to you to never eat nuts with diet coke.

paisley80: I'm such a pee-on
paisley80: excuse me, peon.
paisley80: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=peon

wondergurl 007: ok explain this lyric to me: "is that your ass
 or did yo mama have reindeer"
paisley80: huh??
paisley80: Where is that in Copacabana?

paisley80: I've noticed I say "See you later" to my business
 associates.  I have GOT to stop that.
paisley80: It's not grown-up
paisley80: And imagine what an ass I sound like when people
 ask for my e-mail address.  It's brast_smboo.  
paisley80: I had one girl say "That's weird."
wondergurl 007: "wait till you hear the EXPLANATION"
paisley80: Yeah, um, it's my Star Wars name

paisley80: Think Sum 41 will still be around in 20 years?
paisley80: They're the next Kiss.

paisley80: I'm such a sappy jackass.

paisley80: She could talk all night... until that box got low...

paisley80: We have a guy from Israel working for us as a salesman - the
 contracts he brings in are heinous - we call his language "Heblish"
wondergurl 007: que?
paisley80: Hebrew and english

paisley80: I remember one time many moons ago you told me some people
 in your class were picking on you and I told you to tell them your cousin
was a 6th grader and they'd better watch out
paisley80: You felt all better

paisley80: Ferndale 4-ever

My little sister, Jessa

Spazchat29: oh i's as giddy as a school girl

Spazchat29: guess who's butt i have pictures of????

Spazchat29: your a funny girl

Spazchat29: it scared me at first i forgot about it then it starts screamin 
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
wondergurl 007: now where ya at where ya at where ya at where ya at
wondergurl 007: now there you go there you go
wondergurl 007: there you go there you go
Spazchat29: peanut butter jelly w/a baseball bat

Spazchat29: rob is a dork
Spazchat29: he can't do the rock and shouldn't ever try again

Spazchat29: you are the whole enchilada

Spazchat29: you crakc me up
Spazchat29: well dont lety your head get too big ya might not fit through the
door if you ever got off the internet to get out the door

Spazchat29: whoa totally trippy
Spazchat29: wow you shoulda filmed it i could have been coyote ugly....2!!!
Spazchat29: tell me about it i try to ge4t into bars ALL THE TIME!!
Spazchat29: but i guess i just don't look old enough

Spazchat29: your a dork....perfect for "Rock" boy!!