jennilei55: Christmas is cancelled this year due to lack of interest

wondergurl 007: oh so ellen is wrong?
jennilei55: she is not supposed to argue with me
jennilei55: explain that to her
jennilei55: she needs to obey her lord and master
jennilei55: ME

wondergurl 007: i know, if he keeps winning, eventually you guys can retire and just tour the usa
jennilei55: Wal-Mart and applebees across America

jennilei55: i am a tool

jennilei55: como talley vu
jennilei55: chiva bien merce

jennilei55: when do you graduate?
wondergurl 007: may 2005
jennilei55: I guess I will have to come to NY
jennilei55: is there a Motel 6,Applebeas and Wal-Mar?
jennilei55: t
wondergurl 007: ummmm
wondergurl 007: there's an applebees, i think
wondergurl 007: and a kmart
jennilei55: then I am not coming

while on hold with technical support for her computer:
jennilei55: oh you know what
jennilei55: I am such dork
jennilei55: I just remembered that I uninstalled it and was going to re-install it
wondergurl 007: well that might be the beginning of your problem
jennilei55: I better do that before they come to the phone

jennilei55 (9:54:31 PM): I am trying to get over my mid life crisis
wondergurl 007 (9:54:36 PM): you're so not a mrs. mccullar
wondergurl 007 (9:54:45 PM): yeah, i hope you do. i don't even 
recognize you anymore
jennilei55 (9:55:08 PM): wait til I get a boob job

jennilei55: you have horns in that red hair

jennilei55: what are you doing for your bday
wondergurl 007: getting in trouble, hopefully. it's been a while
jennilei55: yeah, why don't you drink and then drive to school

wondergurl 007: i think i'm goign to take a bartending class and 
start making some $$
jennilei55: I think you are not
jennilei55: bars are full of drunks and loser people

Ellen really likes this one:
jennilei55: jf and i are still alive and red

jennilei55: you are such a jerk
jennilei55: you are not a good drunk either

jennilei55: I think you are a nut

jennilei55: you are killling me

jennilei55: you are such a bumb