in his neverending mission to anger me:
greaseswabber: are you mad?
greaseswabber: you're mad arent you
greaseswabber: i can tell, you're mad

greaseswabber: dude!!

greaseswabber: now im talking color preferece with not one but two chicks
greaseswabber: i need more guy friends

greaseswabber: why dont i just offer him a blowjob

greaseswabber: i wish i had my rosary

greaseswabber: im a self admitted sheep
greaseswabber: bbaaa
greaseswabber: baaa
greaseswabber: baaa

wondergurl 007: did you take your wristband off?
greaseswabber: yea
greaseswabber: that came off real quick last night

greaseswabber: im sorry for being an asshole the other day
greaseswabber: it was undue assholeness

wondergurl 007: hhah-- we should (oh god i'm a loser) try to spell
everything backwards
wondergurl 007: just for one im. it would be so funny.
greaseswabber: drah eb dluow tath
greaseswabber: taht not tath
wondergurl 007: dluow ti sey
wondergurl 007: AHAHAHAH
greaseswabber: this is the most loser thing youve ever done
wondergurl 007: sresol er'eew
wondergurl 007: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
wondergurl 007: i KNOW
wondergurl 007: but you did it too
greaseswabber: yea but ive done more loser things
greaseswabber: see nergic
greaseswabber: nerdgic
wondergurl 007: well i'm glad to know that i have not quite sunk to
your levels


wondergurl 007: well it brightened my poo
greaseswabber: good
greaseswabber: bright poo is better than dull poo


about this:
greaseswabber: i used that one because he was in the best postion to do what i wanted done
greaseswabber: what im saying is that i did not, repeat did not, get the inspiration for this because i thought he looked like a fag in that pic
greaseswabber: did not
greaseswabber: that would be stereotypical and closed minded
greaseswabber: im not like that


greaseswabber: wheres the quiz?
greaseswabber: i need to put another vote for naked chicks in mexico
greaseswabber: if there were enough votes
greaseswabber: id go to mexica
greaseswabber: mexico
greaseswabber: although it should be mexica cause of all the fine
 naked chicks id be dancing with


on my away message when i went to see the movie 'bowling for columbine':
greaseswabber: i thought you WERE bowling
greaseswabber: with...
greaseswabber: um 
greaseswabber: columbine


greaseswabber: c-o-r
greaseswabber: o-n-a
greaseswabber: drink this beer i never may
greaseswabber: corona
greaseswabber: [sucks]
greaseswabber: corona
greaseswabber: [sucks]
greaseswabber: yyyayaaaaaa


greaseswabber: my death will be solely placed on your shoulders
wondergurl 007: ok cool


greaseswabber: are you gonna try to debate me on this?
wondergurl 007: haha
wondergurl 007: atta boy
greaseswabber: damn you
greaseswabber: i cant believe i just quoted a lesbian comedian who 
is so damn funny
wondergurl 007: you laugh
wondergurl 007: you quote 
wondergurl 007: you LOVE
greaseswabber: you tell
greaseswabber: you die
wondergurl 007: haha
wondergurl 007: PROFILE TIME
greaseswabber: NNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!


wondergurl 007: dude liz got me sick
greaseswabber: no shit?
wondergurl 007: yeah
greaseswabber: she didnt tell me she was hooking up with chicks too
greaseswabber: cool
wondergurl 007: honey, we have been for years
wondergurl 007: why do you think i hang out with you so much? keep
 your friends close and your enemies closer
greaseswabber: and i though you enjoyed my hilarious hijinks


greaseswabber: wildcatliz13 (12:39:23 PM): has she told you how she puked out a window?


greaseswabber: i want to be the next jf
greaseswabber: that would be cool


greaseswabber: i can feel you getting pissed off
greaseswabber: the miracle of aim


greaseswabber: still partaking the special that is fernley?


wondergurl 007: whips and chains aren't cheap, you know
greaseswabber: now how am i supposed to concentrate thinking about that


greaseswabber: and ill only drink wine from 1988-1993
greaseswabber: from the caspier region of south france


wondergurl 007: the ashleys hate to love us, but they can't help themselves
greaseswabber: who can?
greaseswabber: well kalousek
greaseswabber: but no one else


on the turtle soup incident:
greaseswabber: such a waste
greaseswabber: a travesty
greaseswabber: the impact those turtles might have made
greaseswabber: now they'll never get a chance
greaseswabber: poor poor milo