lexil229: lexAli
lexil229: pronounced (lex-aaawwwww- lee)
wondergurl 007: ?
lexil229: emphasis on the AAAWWWW
wondergurl 007: like prince ali?
wondergurl 007: ?
lexil229: yeah
wondergurl 007: no seriously
wondergurl 007: what does it mean
lexil229: fabulous he
lexil229: ali ababwa
lexil229: hahahaa

lexil229: he is hot i think
wondergurl 007: it's steveo
lexil229: oh.
lexil229: i mean HE'S NOT HOT

lexil229: i mean whnever i would look at the computer, i would get all 
huffy ebacsceu i would see your dog away message and be like "ronnie 
for chrissakes, put up another one"
lexil229: "ENTERTAIN ME FOR CHRISTSAKES

lexil229: violence against women just never ceases to make me smile

lexil229: i think that i have said a lot of funny quote-worthy things
wondergurl 007: LEXI
lexil229: WELLI 'M JUST SAYING
lexil229: I AM NOT TALKING TO BE QUOTED
2 seconds later...
lexil229: SEE???? THERE'S ANOTHER ONE

lexil229: i hate taht i never finish the boooks
lexil229: no matter how bad/good they are
lexil229: they do'nt stand a chance against my slacking powers

lexil229: you chubby bunny, you

lexil229: now ronnie--------waht does mirfak mean?
wondergurl 007: the #1 rule of mirfak is that you're not supposed to talk 
about mirfak
lexil229: 2. you must be a fag to be in mirfak
lexil229: hahahaha
lexil229: it sounds like a city
lexil229: mirfak, wisconsin
lexil229: a SHITTY CITY
wondergurl 007: where did you see mirfak?
lexil229: you and tot
lexil229: used to say it and giggle
wondergurl 007: oh yeah
lexil229: "oh YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH"
lexil229: i saw it on a bilboard in times square ron
lexil229: yuou guys are goign ALL THE WAY with mirfak

lexil229: i always liked downstairs though
lexil229: ESPECIALLY ON CHIP AND MUSTARD AND KETCHUP DAY
lexil229: ronnie, man now THAT that THAT is the key to my heart

lexil229: are they hot
wondergurl 007: what?
lexil229: the dogs

wondergurl 007: steveo was on tv the oterh day
lexil229: what was he on tv for?
lexil229: elian gonzalez's brother?

lexil229: what country is detroit in again?

lexil229: you could have brought mexico to her
lexil229: by having keith there

lexil229: bye babe
wondergurl 007: bye
lexil229: BB
lexil229: IT'S BB
wondergurl 007: BB
wondergurl 007: MY BAD
lexil229: ahaha
lexil229: ok bb
lexil229: OR YOU MIGHT SAY YOUR "B-BAD"
lexil229: hahahaha
lexil229: bb

lexil229: are you saying i'm like a rabbit?

lexil229: and shame on you
lexil229: telling ellen that adroal is candy

bulletjuntao3 (12:19:44 AM): i can'twait until i am dead and he 
understands how great i am
bulletjuntao3 (12:19:52 AM): it will happen
bulletjuntao3 (12:19:55 AM): i know it will
bulletjuntao3 (12:20:11 AM): many peopele will be upset at my death
bulletjuntao3 (12:20:14 AM): serisouly
bulletjuntao3 (12:20:18 AM): i can tell

lexil229: if i've todl you once i've told you a THOUSAND TIMES.
lexil229: YOU ARE NOT
lexil229: A
lexil229: NEGRO

lexil229: RONNIE
lexil229: i need some help on a hangaroo thing

lexil229: you are such a menorah-lighting, dreidel spinning, KYKE
lexil229: you jew-vermin
lexil229: I CANNOT BELIEVE THE QUANTITY OF YOUR SHEER JEW-NESS
lexil229: you make jess salzberg look like the pope
(in response to me posting this convo):
lexil229: MY POINT 
lexil229: WAS THAT YOU ARE A GREEDY ANGLO SAXON CHRISTIAN
lexil229: YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME BEATEN TO DEATH BY POTATO KNISHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
lexil229: OY VEY!!!!
(later...)
lexil229: bbhwr
wondergurl 007: ?
lexil229: (bye bye hitler was right)

lexil229: i thikn that i am losting it
lexil229: LOSTING IT
lexil229: i jsut wrtoe 'losting it'

me: jesus, lex, why don't you ask the girls below us if they have some 
to go with their crappy music?
lex: actually, ron, that's my music.
me: oh.

bulletjuntao3: i read what you think about the roommetartes.........
wondergurl 007: uhhhh
wondergurl 007: i didn't mean it
bulletjuntao3: "drive them out, huh????????????
wondergurl 007: HAHAHAHAHAH
bulletjuntao3: "drive them the HELL out!!!!!!!" i believe were the words

me: what time is it?
lexi: 3, why?
me: cause the giants play at 7:55 and if they win this game, they go to
the world series!!
lexi: oh my god-- it's the superbowl, you SCHMUCK!!
me: (painful expression)

ok so this one time....
lexi and i were at taco bell and lexi whipped out a $10 bill and asked 
"do you know who this president is (on the back of the bill)?" and i 
glanced at it and said, "i dunno, harrison??" and she said, "no 
JEFFERSON, you dumbass.... jefferson was actually a founding father, 
NOT a president-- little know fact!" i thought for a second and said, 
"wasn't jefferson like the third or fourth president?" "no, NO. 
just a founding father." "wait a sec..... no, he's j.f.'s favorite 
president--- he's definitely the third one." and then bernice the taco 
bell chick took the bill anyway. oh lexi....

about studying abroad:
lexil229: EVERYONE'S LEAVING??!!!
lexil229: you're not are you??!!!
wondergurl 007: no
lexil229: ok good
lexil229: ellen is though, right? shes' on the cliffst foreign exchange 
program

when ellen wouldn't wake up during a fire alarm:
lexil229: "ELLEN---FIRE FIRE FIRE"
wondergurl 007: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
lexil229: get your nsync posters and RUN
lexil229: "and ron on her computer and me in my bed...while visions of
boybands danced in her head..."

lexil229: do i NEED totype the letters
lexil229: N
lexil229: Y
lexil229: P
lexil229: D


lexil229: well i keep getting sick, but other than that i'm great
wondergurl 007: oh yeah, that whole bulemia thing, huh
lexil229: NO
lexil229: hahhahaha
lexil229: I AM NOT
lexil229: BULIMIC
wondergurl 007: just kidding. have you been to a doctor for that?
wondergurl 007: lexi-- YOUR"E NOT FAT
lexil229: i am supposedly goign next week
wondergurl 007: you're beautful, no matter what they say
lexil229: but to tell yout he truth i really dont' want to
wondergurl 007: why? you need to get better
lexil229: DUDE i'ts not liek i'm dying
lexil229: ya know?
wondergurl 007: well your baby could if you keep throwing up like that
lexil229: HAHAHAAHA
lexil229: DUDE i jsut spat water everywhere
lexil229: hahahahah
lexil229: "think of the baby lexi"
wondergurl 007: cmon lexi, think of zack jr
lexil229: aw---widdle zackie
wondergurl 007: oh my god, let's not even joke about this on the other 
hand. too scary
lexil229: HAHHAHAHAHAH


on the domestic disputes next door:
lexil229: HE KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF HER 
lexil229: HE CALLS HER A STUPID BITCHA ND A SMELLY CUNT
lexil229: i call them ike and tina
lexil229: i jsut want to go over there sometime
lexil229: and be like "YOU STOP DOING THAT!!!"
wondergurl 007: "that's not very nice,m you know"
lexil229: "leave her aloine!!! leaver her.....hey....back up...why are
you charging me-----!!!!!!!!"
lexil229: i could hold my own

lexil229: she was liike "lexi you knwo --you really shouldn't burp
around zack"
lexil229: and iwas like "WHAT?????"
wondergurl 007: does your mom burp around your dad?
lexil229: christ, she made me feel like i was so disgusting
lexil229: no i guess not
lexil229: otherwise she gets smacked
lexil229: maybe my mom is just lookign out for me
lexil229: so zack won't hit me gain

lexil229: we're waiting for TONIGHT una noche

lexil229: we went to the dinign ghall today
lexil229: and you could make valentine's cards
lexil229: for old people
lexil229: and iwas goign to make one that said:
lexil229: "TOO BAD YOUR WIFE IS DEAD!!!!"
lexil229: "Love, YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER"
wondergurl 007: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
lexil229: but morgan wouldn't let me

lexil229: i jsut said taht elizabeth

lexil229 (1:09:29 AM): BUT I'M ON LEXI'S SIDE!!!

lexil229: bb


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