TFP474: i badass

wondergurl 007: can't talk
TFP474: why
TFP474: is the dog eatin you

TFP474: she doesnt knwo her astrology

TFP474: if you were a guy, would you date marth stewart and have sex 
with her on a regular basis just so she'll cook for you all the time?

TFP474: i wanan meet the dog
TFP474: am i allowed to meet the dog

TFP474: CAA CAW CA CAW
TFP474: and yes i am blastin i wanna dance with somebody at 6:45 AM

TFP474: I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES

To Ellen:
TFP474 (11:59:00 PM): i dont fix you food when you're not here and get 
sad when i'm eatin alone

Tot's younger brother, Ryan:
AandR16: how did u 2 get to know one another
wondergurl 007: choi
AandR16: huh?
AandR16: oh cya
wondergurl 007: hahaahha
wondergurl 007: no, ellen choi
AandR16: OH

TFP474: its a toss up whether ot call her ellen or wong
TFP474: im gettin closer to callin her ellen
TFP474: then i keep tellin myself no thats wong
wondergurl 007: no pun intended?
TFP474: haha well
TFP474: a lil 
TFP474: NOW THATS JUST PLAIN WONG

TFP474: if it aint ron ron or bono it aint dice baby
TFP474: it just aint dice

TFP474: man if only i could tell jason
TFP474: if only it wasnt vastly inappropriate

they should have clipped it up like lizzie mcguire's
mom's hair. it looks cool. 

TFP474: i love you
TFP474: frigid ron ron

TFP474: YAY i get to pick my own background!
TFP474: MINES PINK!!
wondergurl 007: haha
wondergurl 007: i KNEW it
TFP474: wtf are those balls doin runnin around my cursor 

TFP474: man i'll tell ya one thing
TFP474: TOT IS T R O U B L E!

TFP474: zacks away message makes me very angry
TFP474: it always says hes workin!
TFP474: theres no way he works that much
TFP474: works that much at beatin off?
TFP474: works that much at bein annoyin?

about Ellen in the kitchen, whining "Tooooooot. Hellllp me. 
Taaatiaaaanaaaa.... Taaaatiaaanaaaaa...":
Tot: God, will she stop whining?
Me: Baby just needs a little help.
Tot: God, baby's annoying.

TFP474: so when you get back you can be like oh SWEET cause SWEET LIL
TEXAS wrote me a letter

TFP474: god i just wanan stick my tongue in someones mouth befor ei go
to bed 

TFP474: hes got it bad for the totness

TFP474:  haha id say you were the criminal tonite 
TFP474:  cause you stole my heart away 
TFP474:  lol ha ha i'm sorry
TFP474: TFP474:  i had to say that 

when jason began to ask about guys from home:
TFP474:  trustme you dont even wanna compare a ny boy to a cowboy 

TFP474: gayness is such a turn off

TFP474: haha lol wot guy wouldnt be perfect in wranglers a cowboy
hat and a handle of JD

TFP474: throw your hands in the air if youse a true playa
TFP474: WOT WOT WOT 

TFP474: im DOable

about zACK
PUUUUSSYBOY!! Awwwww little PUUUSSYBOY!!

I just want to take his little poooo-ssy, wrap it up in a mooshu
pancake and eat it. 

TFP474: HE NEEDS TO GET IN MY PANTS!

TFP474: ronnie you dont eat meat

XXX XXX XXX
TFP474: i'm so cocky
TFP474: buts only because theres way too much cock flyin at my face this month